FML

"Today, I got approached by a hot young lady in a bar. After joking around for a few minutes she said "hey I love your jacket, where'd you get that?". I then proceeded to tell her that it's actually a replica of the Indiana Jones jacket. This is when she remembered that she "had to go somewhere". FML"

Sorry, I had to share this with whoever reads this. I laughed my head off when I read it. Whoever created FML (fmylife.com) is a legend. If you're not already into it, make it a habit! Reading about other people's hilarious misfortunes is the epitome of amusement.

Peace and Love.